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The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
~ Milo Bloom ~

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
~ Steve Martin ~

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...
~ Anonymous ~

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
~ Oscar Wilde ~

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
~ Robert Frost ~

It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
~ William Faulkner ~

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
~ Jimmy Durante ~

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
~ Robert Frost ~

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
~ Ogden Nash ~

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
~ Christopher Hampton ~

I dream for a living.
~ Steven Spielberg ~

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
~ Sam Ewing ~

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