Funny Work Quotes |
|
The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
I dream for a living.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
|
|
|
|
Copyright © BestFunnyQuotes.com Best Funny Quotes