A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
~ Joey Adams ~

Man has will, but woman has her way.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes ~

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
~ Aristotle Onassis ~

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
~ Robert Paul ~

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
~ W.C. Fields ~

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
~ Rodney Dangerfield ~

Women always need new hairstyles