The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
~ Robert Benchley ~

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
~ Lara Flynn Boyle ~

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
~ Socrates ~

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche ~

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
~ Benjamin Disraeli ~

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.
~ Jean Harlow ~