Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

If I said you have a great body would you hold it against me?

What do you say we go back to my place and play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the heck out of me!

Want to play lion? (She asks, "What's that?") That's where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long!

Do you want cheesy lines or do you just want to do it? .

So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I really like your peaches, I wanna shake your tree.

Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Have you ever played leap frog naked??.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

Can I see your tan lines?.