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If I follow you home will you keep me? Your eyes are the same color as my corvette. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty! They say life is like a box of chocolates --oh yes-- I think I just found the juiciest and best tasting one yet! Hi, I make more money than you can spend. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! Which one of the Spice girls are you? For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc... Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off! You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. Are we related? Do you want to be? I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to? If belly buttons were a status symbol, then baby you would be God. I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal. Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too. Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. I didn't know that angels could fly so low! I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? |
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