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Doing nothing is very hard to never know when you're finished.
~ Leslie Nielsen ~

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
~ Slappy White ~

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
~ Muhammad Ali ~

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
~ Robert Paul ~

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
~ Dennis Miller ~

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
~ Jerome K Jerome ~

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
~ Dennis Miller ~

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
~ Abraham Lincoln ~

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
~ Robert Frost ~

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
~ Edgar Bergen ~

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
~ Jeff Foxworthy ~

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
~ Robert Frost ~

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
~ Charles Lamb ~

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