War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who eats prunes, gets good run for money.
Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon will find him in cathouse.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.
A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.
You never test the depth of a river with both feet.
Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.
The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato — the best part of him is underground.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
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