If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
~ Unknown ~

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
~ David Bissonnette ~

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
~ Robert Orben ~

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
~ Henry Youngman ~

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
~ Lily Tomlin ~

Absence -- that common cure of love.
~ Miguel De Cervantes ~

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
~ John Barrymore ~

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
~ Mistinguette ~

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
~ Robert Frost ~

For romantic love quotes, see: Love Quotes