Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
~ Jonathan Swift ~

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
~ Oscar Wilde ~

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
~ George Burns ~

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes ~

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
~ George Burns ~

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
~ George Burns ~

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny ~

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

When you become senile, you won't know it.
~ Bill Cosby ~

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
~ Leo Rosenberg ~

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
~ Bill Cosby ~

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
~ Mark Twain ~

Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.
~ Jane Fonda ~

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
~ Bob Hope ~

It takes a long time to become young.
~ Pablo Picasso ~

How young can you die of old age?
~ Steven Wright ~

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ Agatha Christie ~

All diseases run into one, old age.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Mark Twain ~